Kristine: I was going to say, when she was yelling for someone to call the police and no one responded and she was all, “HELLLLLOOOOOO?” Kristine: Yes, that’s true and then she was also cunty to the Magical Negro. Um, storming into the restaurant and being like, ‘Where’s your phone, Waitress!?’ Sean: All shrill and yelling at everyone. A little princessy, but see you next Tuesday? I don’t know.
That actress might have something to do with it. Sean: So now’s a perfect time to mention how the sister was such a total cunt. Kristine: I actually thought it ended up being a pretty shitty movie. Sean: In fact, the second two-thirds are so ridiculous it undercuts the first third… Right? Kristine: I had intense feelings of dread and anxiety when the sister was waiting by the drain, looking out for the truck in case it came back.
And the truck and him staring at them while they passed by was totally scary.
Sean: I agree that the first third is the best part. I’m sorry, but a giant bird creature is not scary to me. Kristine: Yeah, I forgot it was monster month. Sean: For the first 30 minutes were you like, Um I thought this was a monster movie? TWINKle TWINKle little star, I am staring in your car. When I thought he was human he was scary. And the creature looked scary when he was dumping the bodies in the drain and when he stalked back to his truck to chase them down. That truck was really scary and harkened back to Mick stalking people in his truck in Wolf Creek. Sean: That horn right? It was the scariest sound. Kristine: I didn’t turn on all the lights. Sean: Is that when you turned on all the lights? For the first third of the movie, I was nervous and excited. Kristine: Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those peepers? If you haven’t seen Jeepers Creepers our discussion will include massive SPOILERS.
#Begining of first jeepers creepers movie driver
Then a scary truck tries to run them off the road and then they see the driver of the truck dumping bodies down a drainpipe and one thing leads to another and soon they’re being hunted by an ancient crop demon who rises every 23 years to smell the underwear of college boys with very little body fat (oh, and kill them and eat their “soft parts” and turn them into sex dolls that he Superglues to his ceiling). But anyways, Jeepers Creepers is about a sourfaced girl and her twink brother driving through an undetermined rural environment that is sort of Southern Gothic, sort of Midwestern corn fields. And Disney fucking distributed that movie, even after the 12-year old boy who Salva molested came forward in protest and begged them not to. Salva had already made Powder (1995) just after being released from prison, which is that film about the hairless albino psychic boy who like, gets his clothes ripped off of him by a gang of other boys and then thrown in a muddy puddle so that he gets real dirty and he uses his electrical powers to like, kill people but then he revives those people so it is miraculous. It was the fourth film made by director Victor Salva after his 15-month incarceration for sexually molesting a 12-year old child actor on the set of his first feature, Clownhouse (1989).
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